Se la comieron de una punta a la otra.*
— Elsa Sariol; Miami, Florida

* Editor's translation: You did a nice job on your Web site.

Can one make ornamental pies from ornamental cherries?
— Nancy Roseman; New York, New York

Scientists have discovered a fish in Alabama that whistles jazz standards like Embraceable You.
— Michael Krivak; Cambridge, Massachusetts

If George Bush were really serious about fighting the War on Terror, he'd do something about Trent Lott's hair.
— Douglas Shanks; Chicago, Illinois

A young man was distributing this poster at a recent anti-war rally. It's beautifully made. Whether George Bush is crazy or just plain stupid, the end result is the same, I guess.
— Marjorie Lipton; Washington, DC

Hi from Ohio!
— Samuel Ferretti; Brunswick, Ohio

I wish our President could learn to think outside the bomb.
— Ana Clarín; Miami, Florida

Do TV sets count as weapons of mass destruction?
— Arthur Dove, Jr.; Amarillo, Texas

Last night I rented the movie Jackass and watched it with my friends. All I can say is that I have seen the future, and I want to get off.
— Carol Lambert; San Jose, California

My four-year-old daughter kept saying to me, "Daddy, talk to the hand!" Before I visited your website, I didn't know what she was talking about. Thanks for clearing up a family mystery.
— Chuck Bean; Arlington, Virginia

It occurred to me last night that the eye of Horus and the Sephiroth Da'ath derive from the same tradition.
— BK; Kingston, Ontario

Regime change starts at home.
— Monk

Why is complaint universal conversation?
— Logan Cason; Miami, FL

Quit whining! You're not being counter-cultural by having sex, shooting drugs, and listening to rap. EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING THE SAME DAMN THING!
— Allen Wilkerson; McCook, Nebraska